We take tired, unloved furniture — yours or ours — and dress it up in fresh paint, proper fabric and better hardware. Same good bones underneath. Nobody has to know how old it really is.
Tap a tag to see what it used to be. Everything here started out somebody's cast-off — a bit wobbly, a bit dated, a bit much. It isn't anymore.
She doesn't do the sanding. She doesn't do the sourcing. She turns up at the end, puts the sunglasses on, and takes all the credit — which, frankly, is the whole point of getting dressed up.
Underneath, out of sight, each piece gets the same stamp burned into the wood — proof it went through the whole process, not just a coat of paint over the top.
Every piece leaves the workshop with its own hang tag: when it was originally made, and when we got our hands on it. Proof of provenance, not just a fresh coat of paint over a stranger's furniture.
Think of it as the sheep's passport — mutton on one side, lamb on the other.
Every piece goes through the same process, in the same order. It's the order that makes the difference.
We collect your piece — or find one of our own — and strip it back to bare bones. Old paint, tired fabric, wonky hardware, all gone.
Every wobble tightened, every crack filled, every surface sanded smooth. No shortcuts, no gloss over the gaps.
Paint, stain, reupholster, new hardware — the actual outfit change. This is where the personality goes on.
Wrapped and delivered, ready to walk into your room looking like it never spent a decade in a garage.
For people who take their furniture more seriously than their actual wardrobe. Small batch, made alongside the pieces themselves.
If you'd rather hand a piece over than sell it, we'll take it off your hands — no charge, no questions. When we resell it once it's done up, 20% of the profit goes straight to charity.
Same process, same care. Just a kinder ending for the piece you can't quite keep.
Send us a photo of the piece you can't quite throw out. We'll tell you honestly whether it's worth dressing up, and what it might look like once we're done.
"It went into their van looking like a skip find and came back looking like it belonged in a catalogue."
"My nan's sideboard has never had this much attention paid to it. Not even by my nan."
"Genuinely didn't recognise my own chair. Had to check the tag to believe it."